Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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