Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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