Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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