The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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