well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I love you.
Bad choice
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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