You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
I'm really busy with my period
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