butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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