Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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