North Korea, Best Korea!
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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