i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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