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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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