what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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