Hey man sorry I got all grabby
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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