is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
