new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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