so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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