But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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