i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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