He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I fill condoms, not promises.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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