I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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