I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I want to be your penis for a week.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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