I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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