I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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