I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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