do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
this is an emotional support booty call
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Randomize
