I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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