I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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