I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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