so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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