that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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