Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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