Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Found the puke drawer
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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