My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize
