Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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