You smell like a Billy Joel song
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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