Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
There's always time for handjobs
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Randomize
