You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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