I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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