That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Randomize
