I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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