with your own penis?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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