after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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