Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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