I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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