When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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