The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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