What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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