I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
this will be a night to untag.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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