He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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