Already got asked if we're dating
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
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